~*~ ANDREW'S CYBER ZONE ~*~

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this is not negotiable.
(ok it's negotiable, there's a stop button inside)

~*~ Andrew's Cyber Zone ~*~

★★★ WELCOME to my corner of the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!! You have reached this page through a SECRET ENCRYPTED TUNNEL. Please wipe your feet. ★★★
🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1999 🚧
[ ABOUT ME ] [ THE LAB ] [ MY RIDE ] [ GAMES ] [ TUNES ] [ GUESTBOOK ]
You are visitor number 0001337 since July 2026!
(counter is real now. the audit raised concerns.)

👤 About The Webmaster

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(scanner broken) 		Hi, I'm Andrew. Dude in his mid-20s from the US, and I spend a normal, healthy amount of time in front of computers.

Fun facts to impress you with:
★ Have jumped out of: a plane, off a bridge, and off a mountain (with equipment) (mostly) ★
★ Currently teaching two AIs to live in my server. They have names. It's fine. ★
★ Recently got a Hi8 camcorder and have been shooting everything — concerts, trips, whatever looks cool on analog video. I am an artist ★

🖥️ The Lab NEW!

Fun fact: this entire website is being beamed to you through an encrypted tunnel from a server in my house. "The cloud" is just my basement. You are IN my basement right now. Spiritually.

BASEMENT NETWORK OPERATIONS CENTER v2.6
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> WEB TUNNEL ......... ● ONLINE
> FLUXER CHAT ........ ● ONLINE
> GAME SERVERS ....... ● COMING SOON™
> HOME IP ADDRESS .... ● [CLASSIFIED]
> VIBES .............. ● IMMACULATE
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HARDWARE: beefy server / too much RAM / a GPU that costs more than my rent
POWERED BY: Linux, tunnels, and spite

💬 Want to chat with me and the crew? We ditched Discord and run our own thing now: Join my Fluxer server!! (like Discord, but it lives in the basement with everything else)

🚗 My (Future) Ride

Sometime SOON™ I take delivery of a custom purple M5. It is purple. It is very purple. The factory had to be specially told to make it this purple, which delayed the whole car. Worth it. 

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       /|   PURPLE    \___
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     |  _              _   |)
     '-(_)------------(_)--'

T-minus ??? days (approximately) until MAXIMUM PURPLE

🎮 Games I Am Currently Owning At

FACTORIO: SPACE AGE
The factory must grow. My rail network has more uptime than most airlines. I will not be expanding to other planets until the home planet is PERFECT, and no I don't want to talk about how long that's taking. 		STAR CITIZEN
Backer since basically the dawn of time. I own a fleet of spaceships that exists more than my M5 does. Ask me about netcode and lose an hour of your life.

🎵 Cyber Jukebox

♫ NOW LOADED: cybertunnel_jam.mid ♫
(hand-sequenced, 4KB, took all weekend)

autoplays when you enter the site, like god and 2003 intended (stop button provided under duress)

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